{"id":233438,"date":"2026-06-29T18:19:35","date_gmt":"2026-06-29T15:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vilnius-events.lt\/?post_type=event&p=233438"},"modified":"2026-06-30T10:21:57","modified_gmt":"2026-06-30T07:21:57","slug":"lt-ilvinas-kerbelis-stand-up-krind-atronas","status":"publish","type":"event","link":"https:\/\/www.vilnius-events.lt\/en\/event\/lt-ilvinas-kerbelis-stand-up-krind-atronas\/","title":{"rendered":"\u017dilvinas Kerbelis | STAND UP | KRIND\u017dATRONAS"},"content":{"rendered":"

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In 2026, the handsome and exceptionally slim scientist \u017dilvinas Kerbelis created a robot called Cringeatron in his laboratory in the town of Awkwardi\u0161k\u0117s. The robot won an exchange program and traveled 1,000 years into the future. After wiping everyone out with its absurdly funny and painfully awkward jokes, it decided to return to the past\u2014because it missed home and cold beet soup with crinkle-cut fries.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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  • Robotic one-liners slower than your internet connection in 2006.<\/li>\n
  • Jokes about everyday life\u2014from dating apps to racism.<\/li>\n
  • A perfectly serious face hiding even more serious laughter, plus quick hands that will pull more than a few ridiculous props out of nowhere.<\/li>\n
  • Dry humor so dry that even your printer would be jealous.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    Doors:<\/strong> 19:00
    Show starts:<\/strong> 20:00<\/p>\n

    Age restriction:<\/strong> 16+<\/p>\n

    The terrace is protected from bad weather. For table reservations, send a Facebook message<\/strong> to 7 Fridays Vingis<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

    Tickets are refundable only if the event is cancelled. The ticket price does not<\/strong> affect seating\u2014it’s just a joke to try and make a little more money.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/section>\n<\/div>\n

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